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Skydiving - The Great Airborne Skydiving Adventure!


By Dorothy Santoro

When I was 18, my dad was finishing up his hours to get his private pilots license. At the time, being 18 and feeling like nothing could ever

happen to me, I felt I would have a lot of fun if I took up the sport of skydiving, a real adrenaline rush.

Back then the thought of jumping out of a plane at

anywhere from 10, 000-18, 000 feet , and flying through the air at 120-180 mph, seemed like a perfectly reasonable activity. Keep in mind, I was only 18, and I have

no doubt that my parents had no intention of allowing me to do that, they just had not told me no yet.

My dad died of a heart attack, not related to flying, the

next year and I just never got around to taking up skydiving after that. But I still, after all these years, feel a thrill when I watch someone jump out of a plane. After

watching George Bush (senior) go skydiving on his 80th birthday, I feel there may still be time for me.

Going to skydiving classes has been on my mind

recently, once again. I no longer have little kids, my youngest is now 22, so I don't have to worry about him. Now I think it may be my time. A little adrenaline rush

may be just what I need. And I can't think of a better way to get it.

You jump out of that plane, pull your pilot chute and hope it deploys your main canopy,

and if it doesn't, you just pull the cutaway handle and open your reserve chute. No problem. Then as your gliding across the landscape at around 50 mph, looking

for the dropzone, you drop down right on target. Talk about an adrenaline rush. I can just imagine how it would feel.

Going to class is the first step.

Depending on the type of skydiving you want to do - Tandem, Static Line, AFF (accelerated free fall) - you may spend anywhere from an hour to eight hours listening

and watching. There is a lot of complex gear and you need to know how to use it safely.

Learning basic physics about how the body and parachute work

together in the air at high speeds, learning how to track, how to work a drogue and how to use an altimeter are all things you need to know, in addition to the AAD

(automatic activation device).

There are other freeflying techniques, beyond the basics, that you will want to explore to get the most out of this high flying

sport called skydiving. Modern skydiving is a little more complicated then back in the day when I first became interested in jumping out of planes. Canopy

manipulation is more like paragliding today, as opposed to the old round chute, come down, land and roll back in the day.

Getting more advanced skills

means that you will need to learn about the possibility of turbulence, canopy collapse, mid-air collisions and other potential hazards. Even if the risks of skydiving are

relatively low, you need to learn as much as you possibly can to make it as safe as you can.

If you want to have the experience of a lifetime, we may meet up

in the air, jumping out of a plane, enjoying an exhilarating experience together.

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I have been taking ADHD medication for almost 12 years now (from 3rd grade to my junior year in college) It started with Ritalin, then to Concerta, then to....yada, yada, yada.. many different kinds, but now I have been on Adderall for about 7 years. I started sometime around my freshman year in high school. It seems to work the best. I weigh about 205 lbs of muscular build plus "college-stress-fat", I was probably 140 when I started adderall. Recently, I have begun to notice problems (progressively in the last 2 years). However, I am also an Aerospace Engineering student in his third and final year of FOUR... I'm graduating a year ahead because I'm stubborn and take summer/winter classes without breaks. This may be the problem, but my family is worried it is the adderall - [25mg XR (once a day during school).] My symptoms so far: -This last semester, it feels as if my heart is working very hard, almost as if it is pumping molasses. (however, upon drinking a lot of water, it seems to go away. i may just be dehydrated) -Occasionally my heart will flutter very fast for no apparent reason, then suddenly slow WAY down and I black out for about a minute.. Out of nowhere. Twice I have urinated myself when this happened. (However, my friends say I did NOT have a seizure). -I find it very difficult to find any enjoyment, or laugh unless something is EXTREMELY funny. (skydiving is the only way I feel any kind of pleasure or excitement.) -My orgasms are MUCH weaker, and my ejaculations are also MUCH weaker. (I used to be a shooter) -I find myself having to Force emotions, Forcing myself to love people or be sad. -I feel incapable of love. I find it harder to love others. I haven't felt the feeling of being "in-love" since sophomore year of high school, although I have had many AMAZING girlfriends. I have to FORCE myself to love my current girlfriend because I believe any normal person would, based on how long we have been together and everything that we do for each other. -I feel like I don't fit in with my anyone, (it's been a problem since grade school) but I don't even feel like I fit in with my family!!! -My dog of 13 years is about to die of old age, and I feel nothing!! Remember, this is MY dog!! And I can't even feel sad!!! -I only feel good for the first hour that I have adderall in my system. Has anyone else been on ADHD medication this long? Anyone else experiencing these side effects? Do you think its the medication? Would an extra L-tyrosine supplement help? Do you think I have a dopamine depletion (like a meth user)? My blood pressure is usually around 145/90 - 150/95

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